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Ashlee Simpson performed at the Sunfest Concert over the weekend with her brand new nose. While most singers avoid nose work because it might interfere with their singing, Ashlee Simpson said pfft to that and went for it anyway, getting the small bump on her nose removed. Now all she needs is to paint herself orange, put on a wig, and hang weights off her nipples so she can challege Jessica for the title of sexiest orange Simpson ever. Although I think that might already belong to OJ.

Some more of Ashlee and her new nose after the jump.

Reports are going around that Tom Cruise has started wearing lifts in his shoes so as not to appear so much shorter than Katie Holmes. He”s 5″7″ and Katie is between 5″8″ and 5″9″, but when they walked the red carpet for the premiere of Mission: Impossible III they were the same height, and Katie was wearing three inch heels.

Cruise”s spokesman, Paul Bloch, insisted that nothing was out of the ordinary: “He had normal shoes on.”

After viewing photos of TomKat at the L.A. opening, where their knees were at the same level and Cruise”s trousers were pooling around his ankles, Manhattan podiatrist Rock Positano said: “If the pants are all the way down to the ankle, you really can”t see how much heel the person has. There”s a lot of ways you can camouflage lifts,” said Positano. “Occasionally we will see people who put lifts in their shoes for height, but we don”t do it and we don”t recommend it. Someone could hurt their knees or throw their backs out.”

Considering how insane he is, I guess we should just be glad Tom Cruise isn”t running around on stilts.

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Jessica Simpson showed up to the NCLR ALMA awards with curly red hair and the weirdest looking breasts I”ve ever seen. It”s a step up from her shaggy monkey hair, but so would be a mullet or if she shaved her head and glued strips of paper to it.

More shots of Jessica”s new hair after the jump, including an odd picture of a man cupping her right breast as she adjusts her dress.

UPDATE: Turns out the hair is actually a wig, and is part of a new hairpiece line Jessica is coming out with. No, seriously. I”m not even kidding.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been spotted out on the town last night by none other than the paparazzi. As you can tell by the order for which these pictures were taken, Katie seemed perfectly happy to speak with the press, and Tom wasn’t as enthused about the idea.

He most likely didn’t feel like talking about Mission: Impossible 3 and how it didn’t meet box office expectations. Perhaps it was that Katie Holmes’ nursing bra was poking from the top of her shirt. Maybe he was just in a crappy mood, per usual.

You might have taken notice that I didn’t call Tom Cruise a tool this time around. I may be over doing it a bit, so I’ll think of something a bit more deserving, like a tool break. That don’t mean he isn’t a tool. Because it still fits.

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To celebrate her first Mother”s Day, Tom Cruise has thrown down almost a thousand dollars on a bouquet of flowers for Katie Holmes.

“He spent $900 on pink peonies in a Limoges vase,” a source tells the Scoop. “He had the card signed, ‘Dear Mommy, Happy first Mother’s Day. Lots of Love, Suri and Daddy.” The insider says the bouquet was sent from Lily Lodge, an upscale florist in West Hollywood. The store’s manager declined to comment, but says the source, “I sure hope you get a lot of flowers with nine hundred bucks.”

Leave it to Tom Cruise to make the rest of us shmucks look bad. How is it gonna look on Mother”s Day when I give my mom a coupon for IHOP and Tom Cruise has spent $900 on some damn flowers? I can”t compete with that. My only hope is to steal the neighbor”s paper and make it two coupons. Now that”s class.

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Normally I would be almost considered as a big fan of Redheads. This, however is not normal. Whatever it was that Jessica Simpson was thinking, it’s almost like Jessica got herself into a fight with a big bottle of sun tan cream, it is quite obvious that she lost.

Everything is orange. Her clothes and her skin, now her hair.

The real reason that this colourful disaster would have to occur is that perhaps Jessica Simpson is trying, just one more time, to look better and steal the attention from her sister, Ashlee Simpson and her fabulous new nose. There is no other reason that she may have for such an awful choice of style. These chicks need some therapy in order for them to reach the bottom of this self-esteem issue they are having. The endless fighting for the attention of the media is beginning to make them look desperate.

Jessica Simpson Nude Pictures

Last week you may have heard that Ashlee Simpson got a nose job, but at that time it was speculation. Well, heres a ton of proof with these pictures of Ashlee at Floridas popular SunFest concert this Saturday. The doctors did a pretty good job too.

Ashlee Simpson must like her new nose, it looks great. even if it does make her look sexier than we ever seen her before. Now if they would just work on that nasty chin, perhaps there won’t be a bad word we could say about her. Or at least about the way she looks. Her voice still seems like it could use some tuning up. Her boobs won’t need any work any time soon, that’s for sure. Even though she got a nose job, that’s not exactly what we are looking at, now is it Ashlee?

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• Adam Sandler had a baby girl on Saturday and announced it on his offiical site with: “Kid is healthy!! Wife is healthy!! He”s still a moron, and that”s all that counts!!!” Because making sure your baby is a moron should be every new parent”s top priority. [AdamSandler]

• Zack Morris had his second child yesterday, daughter Ava Lorenn. When asked for comment he said, “Stop calling me Zach Morris. My name is Mark-Paul Gosselaar, you fucker.” [People]

• Jon Favreau”s rep has confirmed that he and his wife are expecting their third child. Hopefully it”ll end up looking like a potato with facial hair just like its daddy. [People]

I’ve seen Shannon Elizabeth’s breasts on many occasions. Yes, I have had the pleasure of examining them first hand…in American Pie (my TV screen is not far from the couch). So it baffles me that she would show up to a poker event wearing a see-through shirt with her nipples covered up with tape. It’s a bad look. You know what isn’t a bad look? Shannon Elizabeth’s nipples through a shirt.

Actor Dominic Monaghan has described himself as “broody” and says he longs to be a dad. Evangeline Lilly are you listening?

“I love kids. I love being around wild animals or babies because it”s a pure interaction there. They”re all about the moment. So I love being around babies. It”s fun.”

Who knows how soon the whole family thing could start? The actor believes he could be killed off on “Lost” — and it wouldn”t be a stretch since he plays a drug addict.

Dom told a British magazine: “Yeah, I think my character could die. It”s the nature of the show, isn”t it? But I think you have to try to be philosophical about the whole thing.

“I”ve said to the writers a bunch of times, “If you”re sitting in the writing room and you create a fantastic death scene for Charlie that reverberates through the whole cast and affects the whole season, then I”m all for it.”

Charlie Sheen likes drugs, porn, gambling, and calling the mother of his children a ho and leaving death threats on her answering machine.

Sure that”s all good - but what he really really likes, other than really really expensive call girls, is drag queens dressed as cheerleaders.

According to one private investigator, the “Two and a Half Men” star has spent quality time with transvestite Kayla Coxx in Las Vegas, who told the New York Daily News: “I don”t want to comment on that. But I will say, I”m so sick of buying cheerleader outfits it”s not even funny.”

Coxx was likely referring to Hollywood pimp Heidi Fleiss” claim that the bad boy actor liked it when her girls dressed up as cheerleaders. Too bad Charlie didn”t stick to the kinky stuff so we could have a laugh about it, but apparently, other than a very public and sordid divorce from Denise Richards, Charlie also faces possible charges in a wrongful death suit being contemplated by a dead porn star”s mother.

Rumor has it that Donna Jones, mother of the now-dead Penthouse pet Chloe Jones, is considering filing the suit against Charlie because she believes his influence on the unfortunate starlet may have led her to commit suicide, or worse.

Kate Holmes has landed herself a $52 million pre-nup from mega-rich “Mission Impossible III” star Tom Cruise.

The London Daily Mail is reporting that a $19 million trust has been set up for Katie and her daughter Suri regardless of whether the couple wed later on. But if she and Tom do marry, and later divorce, Kate will receive an additional $33.5 million.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes discussed the pre-nup longer than anticipated, reportedly because Katie”s father, a divorce lawyer, is still unconvinced about the relationship.

“Katie”s family have always been very sceptical about this romance,” a source close to Katie commented.